Six Spooky Things To Know About The Women’s Accountant
Embrace the spooky season with The Women’s Accountant, with no tricks, just treats to navigate your finances with style and confidence.
Emma Bowdler
I’m a cheerleader for women and an accountant bursting with personality.
In honour of the spooky season, we thought — what better way to celebrate than to learn some ghoulish things about the gals at The Women’s Accountant?
So, grab your torch, turn off the lights, and let’s get spooky!
🎃 1. Ghostly Guarantees
It’s rumoured that The Women’s Accountant has thousands of hours of experience, and that they have been there, done that, and got the spreadsheets to prove it.
While these ghouls will do everything they can to keep your business on its tracks, what they can guarantee is that you’ll never go it alone. No (wo)man is an island, there’s no throwing stones from ivory towers, and there’s certainly no keeping our knowledge all to ourselves.
That’s our ghostly guarantee.
🦇 2. Bewitching Books
Every Halloween, The Women’s Accountant’s books flutter their pages mysteriously. Legend has it that these books are tickled by a troupe of colourful gnomes who can foresee the financial future of businesses.
If you listen closely, they might whisper trade secrets and get you on the path to business success!
🕷 3. World Wide Web
We’ve always been sceptical about the ‘three wise men’, but what we know for sure is that our wise women have a network as extensive as an intricately interwoven spider’s web.
Touching every corner of the business world, not only does our web keep you protected from financial demons, but it keeps you connected to a vast array of equally wise and witchy business owners as invested in your success as you are.
🌙 4. Midnight Money Magic
Talk around town is that, every All Hallows’ Eve, the firm performs a unique ritual.
They dance around spreadsheets by the shimmering moonlight, chanting old accounting spells in blow-up unicorn suits to ensure prosperity and protection against economic downturns for all their clients.
Don’t believe us? Here’s proof.
🧙♀️ 5. Potion-Powered Pricing
They are a whiz at pricing strategy, powered by a series of powerful potions brewed in-house.
A little bit of this, a dash of that, and they can concoct the perfect pricing potion to guide your businesses to overflowing cauldrons of cash!
Check it out → How To Set An Effective Pricing Strategy For Your Business
👻 6. Phantom Financial Forecasts
Rumour has it, Emma has an ancient crystal ball tucked away in her office. She doesn’t use it for forecasting financials – The Women’s Accountant’s advanced accounting software tools do a much better job of that. But every Halloween, she dusts it off and shakes it up.
Glowing eerily, every time she does it a stale, pale, male disappears from the finance world and is replaced by an awesome woman who knows her stuff.
If only the spooky season lasted all year…
No Tricks, Just Treats
The Women’s Accountant is a niche women-led accounting and advisory practice helping women build sh*t hot businesses.
And the truth is, apart from a few creaks made by the wooden floorboards of our Toowoomba office, there is nothing overly spooky, let alone scary about The Women’s Accountant.
We are high-velocity, no-bullshit and fun as f*ck accountants and advisors who just want to see women’s businesses thrive, and gourd you’re gonna love us.
Keen to come over to the teal side? Let’s chat!
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